经典“搞笑版”外语[灌水]

no three no four 不三不四
people mountain people sea 人山人海
long time no see 好久不见
power line 电源线
morning three night four 朝三暮四
want money no ，want life one 要钱没有，要命一条
money or life ? 要钱还是要命？
wang eight eggs 王八蛋
wang old five 王老五
ten three point 十三点
no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
play a big knife before guandong 关公面前耍大刀
play an ax before luban 班门弄斧
we are brothers,who and who ah ! 我们是兄弟，谁跟谁啊！
good good study ,day day up! 好好学习，天天向上
you ask me ,i ask who ? 你问我，我问谁？
i’ll give you some colour to see see!!我要给你点颜色看看！！